Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

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AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

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CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(3) VIBRATOR.

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FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(3) XHAMSTER

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

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##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

(1) XNXX

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(2) YOUPORN.

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(4) CONDOM.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

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##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

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ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

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OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

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##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(5) LINGERIE.

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##SWIFTIESARELAME.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(2) DILDO.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,